From the theme of Gilligan's Island
Sit right back and hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship….
Sadly I did not have to look up the words to the song; also
we were not on a tiny ship. It was a very large ship with more people than just
Mr. and Mrs. Howell, though most of the people were their age or older. We got
to the port to start our cruise. The people watching had begun. As we looked
around the waiting area we were noticing that we may be the only normal people
getting on this boat. Most of these people looked like they just rolled out of
bed and maybe took a shower before showing up. The other people getting on
board were newlyweds. You could tell because they would stare at each other,
smile and laugh. Then the minute one turned away the other would have a look of
horror on their face, wondering what had they just done. Then you had the cheap
people. You have to pay for drinks while on the boat, except for water and
lemon-aid. But, the cruise will let you carry on your own sodas. So I saw
husbands, fiancés, and boyfriends carry around bulks of soda they just bought at
Sam's club.
So it was time to board the ship. You were able to relax on
deck until it was time for lunch. I was shock at the number of people on this
boat, and what was also shocking was that some of them were already in their
bathing suits, lying out in the sun within minutes of getting on. Unfortunately
I had to see all these people in their bathing suits throughout the week. I definitely
was not cruising with Mary Ann and Ginger. They were mostly a bunch of Skippers
and very large Islanders.
Then it was lunch time. Like a herd of cows everyone rushed
toward the feeding trough. This was serious business and it was every man, woman,
and child for themselves. People were pushing and cutting in lines like it was
their last meal. It's all you can eat; I thought they were going to eat it all
that day. More about the food at gabbin-bout-grub.
So after lunch we stood out on the back of the deck and
watched the shore line as we sailed away. We worked our away to the front of
the boat to watch one of many sunsets that week. If you ever get to leave the
Tampa port, be sure to get to the highest point of the boat as you possibly
can. The boats have to go under one of the longest bridges in the south, and
there is only a 10 foot clearance from the top of the ship to the bottom of the
bridge. If you are up there watching it, it looks like it is going to crash
into each other. Once under the bridge you are in foreign water and it's time
to turn off the cell phone. Or else you will get a very high roaming charge on
your bill. During this time we met a very nice couple and ended up in someone’s
wedding photos. Not by accident, we were asked to be a part of it. The
photographer asked us to look at the couple with our hands in the air in
celebration. That was a little weird and this couple will be looking at their
album later on in life wondering who these crazy people were at their wedding.The rest of the evening we explored the boat until dinner. We saw a bar, another bar, a casino, and then another bar. We did find one of best spots on the boat. The all you can eat ice cream bar. The other spot was the 24 hour pizza buffet. Really it was a very nice ship, with plenty to look at and do. When in doubt you just find a spot by the pool and relax, which we did until dinner. To be continued at www.gabbin-bout-grub.blogspot.com
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